10. Do you like privacy? Do you have kids and a computer with adult images on it you might not want them to see? Did you know that the government encourages computer repair companies to look at customer's hard drives for child porn- so if you have racy digital images you took of your wife or girlfriend, chances are, your computer repairman will see them. Our included Computer Security class includes easy to use software that creates a virtual hard drive that you, and only you, can access. Our bundle of bonus privacy software has a value of more than $200 if you were to purchase these capabilities commercially.
9. Do you like games? Every one of the 25 departments has a puzzle to solve, there are games in the Student Union, there are games by the pool, there are games in the Recreation Center. You also get a free subscription to the World Strip Poker Federation web site. And, for a limited time- you get the following bonuses: a 1 year subscription to Erotic Games Online (a $19.95 value), the most extensive online collection of sexy games available, and you get Erotic University's Guide to Erotic Games, an interactive CD, with over 300 erotic and sexy games (a $14.95 value).
8. Do you like old time movies? There are new vintage erotic films in the Ellis Auditorium every month, including some of the oldest in existence. In the included Sex and Nudity in Early Cinema class, you'll get to see some pretty amazing film clips from the days before censorship after 1933 tamed the movie business. Plus, if you like modern adult movies, we give you 30 streaming minutes worth compliments of HotMovies.com (A $5 value).
7. Do you enjoy art? The erotic art galleries include some of the greatest examples of erotic art ever created- all digitally restored. The five permanent galleries feature over 1200 erotic images, including lithographs, paintings, and photography. New galleries are featured each month.
6. Do you like keeping fit? Our fitness trainer Tanja teaches everything from Kegel exercises to workout routines to increase your sexual stamina- with new workouts added regularly.
5. Do you love Jesus? Well, find out what He really had to say about sexuality, and learn what the Bible really means when it addresses sexual topics in the included Sex and the Bible class. In the class lab, join explorer Kira on an interactive graphic adventure around the world where you solve puzzles to help discover how important figures in history have changed the meaning of what the Bible has to say about sex.
4. Do you like adult toys? We give you a 10% student discount on the already low prices of everything you buy from the EU student store, including lubes, condoms, vibrators, sex swings, and much more. Plus you get a 1 year subscription to the adult content on Sex in Review, a web site that reviews and provides consumer information about adult products. You can visit the site for free, but the more explicit content requires the subscription (a $9.95 value). Plus, you get the digital book Jeff and Kris' Complete Guide to Adult Toys.
3. Do you enjoy a good read? Our library has over 100 complete books on sexuality. The fiction section includes everything from the stunningly explicit erotic works of the Marquis de Sade to some of the most famous writers of all time.
2. Do you want to be a better lover? Review the basics of sexual anatomy and how they relate to pleasure in our biology classes. Find some new positions at the Skill Center in the Holographic Kama Sutra, where you can view sexual positions in stereographic 3D from all sides and top and bottom.
1. Do you believe that good sex is important? The key is education, which is our focus, and your purchase not only helps you have better sex, it also helps fund our many educational projects and activities that help others learn more about sexuality as well.
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